List of things I would rather do than homework.

My top ten list of things I would rather do then start my Political Psychology project.

1. Troll people in the library.
     Calling people out by name while sitting off a balcony and watching their reactions...priceless.

2. Imgur/Stumbleupon
    Self explanatory.  I would rather dedicate my time to the random knowledge and general         awesomeness that awaits me on the Internet.

3. Open a beer.
    Once again, self explanatory...Studying drives me to day drinking.

4. Speak perfect denglish.
    "Wir haben drei dingos in my backyard."  I like dingos, they are kind of cute.

5. Talk about how angry Germans get when you speak incorrect German with them.
    Saying things like "Danks" and "Bitts"don't seem to be socially acceptable.

6. Creep on people walking by.
    I like to watch  people do their activities and be intrigued, puzzled, and mortified at what people do in public.

7. Listen to emily talk about her "emotions"
    I kid you not, this came from her mouth "I want to be a young woman, and an old man at the same time."  Everything is possible in America.

8. Buy a puppy.
    Puppies are adorable.  They are the ultimate time sucking machine.  You can just buy a puppy and play for it with an hour, you have to play with it for the whole 15-20 years it is alive.

9. Stare at hot men that walk by and wish they were shirtless.
   Hot men.  Blonde men.  Blue eyed men. Tall men. These are my preferences...this is what I am seeing.

10. Learn a new language.
      Tried learning Spanish.  Not my thing, but learning Spanish with a British accent?  Challenge accepted.